The Bakery on 41st serves a variety of different baked goods daily. Using only the freshest of ingredients, the purest of innocence, and the most refined elbow grease available, The Bakery on 41st's skilled bakers churn out a variety of carby goodies every day. Individual baked goods are $1.85, so stop to sweeten your morning with a few a.m. treats such as muffins, baked breakfast bars, and sweet rolls. Afternoon delights are priced just like their early rising counterparts, so have a scone or a freshly baked donut before returning to your sugar-free job. For a multi-mouthed special occasion, order one-dozen wild whoopee pies with a filling of your choice ($18) or supplant unpalatable flowers with a personalized bouquet of seven cookies ($49.99).

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